Jobless Film Reviews Podcast (8/10)

Me and the other nerd that I make my podcast with just finished another episode, in this one we review Transformers and name our favorite movie babes and hunks.....yeah hunks.

Jobless Film Reviews Episode 6 - Transformers Review

This weeks favorite things (8/10)

My new AA pink/white hyper color T-Shirt, they've really come a long way in hypercolor technology since I was in grade 6.

My porch office.

My new favorite thing to do, doubleputer

Ceiling Vision (8/10, down from 10/10)

You might have read on Westcoastical how the new thing I'm super excited about is my ceiling TV. I "borrowed" an HD projector from my brothers work and hooked it up to project onto my ceiling so I can watch TV and movies while lying in my bed, and in doing so have taken laziness to a whole new level.

But, last night while watching House season 2 (yeah the whole season) I finally figured out why ceiling TV's haven't taken off, and why Brian Wilson, the king of laziness didn't have one.

You can't watch and eat and the same time. It makes you choke. You need to sit up, chew, swallow and then lay back down, missing whatever's happening on the TV above you. There goes half the reason I like watching movies and being lazy so much in the first place. The excuse to eat a big bowl of clown salad (Buttery popcorn with a bag of M&M's dumped into it)

"Butter and chocolate together at last"

Doesn't that sound like something House finds out about the patient at the end of the episode that makes him figure out what's wrong. Like

House "and you didn't find anything at his apartment?"

Australian guy "Nah mate, just a bunch of empty bowls of clown salad and a ceiling TV"

House stares off vacantly

House "Wait, did you say clown salad?"

Cut to shot of House's feet and cane walking fast down the hallway. Slides open door violently.

House "Stop the operation!"

Walks up to me and crams a lemon in my mouth, everybody freaks out.

House "This man has been lying in his bed eating chocolate and butter for the last six months, he has scurvy!"

Deep six missions (10/10)

When we were kids at my cottage my dad and uncle would round up all the cousins and tell us we had a deep six mission that night. That meant all the kids had to go out at midnight in the boat with the lights off and take all the junk they didn't want anymore and toss it over board. And I'm not talking small shit, like a lamp or something. Fridges, stoves, a bunk bed. As terrible as I'm sure it was for the lake, it was probably the most fun we'd have all year. Going on a top secret mission at midnight code named deep six, sneaking out like marines that's like a kids ultimate dream.

Watching stuff sink weird was always pretty awesome too.

The funniest thing is, you know if we got caught the police would take us home and my dad would be like "oh my god what did you kids do ! (Whisper) good work (yelling) do you know how bad that is for the enviroment! (whispering) I'm going to buy you a present .. Don't worry officer ill make sure they learn their lesson, get inside now!"

I kinda want to go on a deep six mish right now.
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Unckey Pete

Man I've been sitting here at my cottage for the last six hours with my uncle pete and he just talks non stop all day even when I'm on the beach and he's inside just talking, I need to put a microphone beside his chair and make a 24 hour unckie pete podcast, it will be about life, minning, timmins, lumberjacks, swamp angels, booze, his buddy feedack, shilocks, non-stop entertainment. The best part is learning old timie lingo. Here are some examples.

Non-roll your own cigarettes (normal smokes) ... Up towners

10 dollar bill... Saw buck
20 ... A double
50... A half
Those mini booze bottles...spark plug

And he has hilarious buddies. One of them is named torch because he slipped into a bonfire and looks like darkman.

Now that I think about it, I think I could write an entire blog just about him, maybe if I have time next week I can do a unkie pete week. Kinda like shark week if the sharks wore toques and drank all day.
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Blog (2/10)

I've been beefing it super hard on the blog these days, things have just been nutsoid busy. Blog entries take awhile and I've been trying to spend my time doing stuff that actually makes money. Them the breaks. Mini reviews, this weeks awesome things

The hangover
Prototype for ps3
Passion Pit

At my cottage right now gonna drive my gas powered RC boat I built as a kid, its gonna be sick, Ill post a vid of it next week.

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Jobless Film Reviews Episode 5 (100/10)

The new episode is up, listen to it, or subscribe on Itunes

Jobless Film Reviews Podcast Episode 5

Bourne Trilogy (9/10)

Just watched the entire Bourne Trilogy back to back.  Yeah I have that much free time.  It has to be the tightest trilogy out there, no shark jumping moments at all, its 6 hours of pure entertainment.  And they're basically seamless you could take the credits out and put them together and it would flow perfectly.  

You know all those moments in the series where they're like "Where's Bourne" and he's like "I'm in your office" boom shaaaaa shaaaaa.  If I were Matt Dammon I'd go to the theatre dressed as Jason Bourne and sneak in while it was dark, and right at that moment "Where's Bourne?" go to the person sitting beside me in the theatre "I'm right here" boom shaaa shaaa! and totally freak them out.  But I guess he's probably got a lot more important things to do than I do.

Went on IMDB today 2011 Bourne 4 oohhh dammn

Jobless Film Reviews Episode 4 (10/10)

The new episode is up, listen to it, or subscribe on Itunes

Jobless Film Reviews Podcast Episode 4