You might have read on Westcoastical how the new thing I'm super excited about is my ceiling TV. I "borrowed" an HD projector from my brothers work and hooked it up to project onto my ceiling so I can watch TV and movies while lying in my bed, and in doing so have taken laziness to a whole new level.But, last night while watching House season 2 (yeah the whole season) I finally figured out why ceiling TV's haven't taken off, and why Brian Wilson, the king of laziness didn't have one.
You can't watch and eat and the same time. It makes you choke. You need to sit up, chew, swallow and then lay back down, missing whatever's happening on the TV above you. There goes half the reason I like watching movies and being lazy so much in the first place. The excuse to eat a big bowl of clown salad (Buttery popcorn with a bag of M&M's dumped into it)
"Butter and chocolate together at last"
Doesn't that sound like something House finds out about the patient at the end of the episode that makes him figure out what's wrong. Like
House "and you didn't find anything at his apartment?"
Australian guy "Nah mate, just a bunch of empty bowls of clown salad and a ceiling TV"
House stares off vacantly
House "Wait, did you say clown salad?"
Cut to shot of House's feet and cane walking fast down the hallway. Slides open door violently.
House "Stop the operation!"
Walks up to me and crams a lemon in my mouth, everybody freaks out.
House "This man has been lying in his bed eating chocolate and butter for the last six months, he has scurvy!"
3 comments:
milkshake + several bendy straws put together = problem solved
fuck - when my coworker was like - "that dude matts post was funnier than yours" i was "SUCKIT!" - but that post was funny... im starting to accept what he said.
- db
facture s'il vous plaît is huge in montreal.
gb
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